Massive Egg

A box came in the mail yesterday. It was about half the size of a shoe box, no big deal, my brother mentioned he had sent something from his drive down the coast. He would call regularly and ask if ‘the package’ had arrived - so I was beginning to wonder what it was.

So the package arrived and we gathered around to open it - it was kind of heavy. After removing some packing paper the surprise was revealed - a massive egg. It came with instructions too - it was a real ostrich egg from Ostrichland. My brother left a note - “Breakfast on us!” so we’re going to cook it up this weekend! The kids are kinda freaked out.